Market Find: Fresh Chickpeas

Here's my hierarchy of Food gods--

1. Thomas Keller ranks number 1, the Ra
2. Jean-Georges Vongerichten, one of the most celebrated chef on the planet, the Horus
3. Anthony Bourdain, the foodie bad boy, whom I fondly call boyfriend, the Seth
4. Alton Brown, who makes food dorkiness cool, the Thoth
5. Bobby Flay, the cooking god with the cutest boyish grin, the Osiris